Superfans Trevor, Tom & Jenn sail through the world of cruising every week — the news, the ships, the ports, and the crew who make it magical. Welcome aboard, Cult! 🍹
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Ports, cabins, cruise lines, drama, drink packages — ask away. We answer the best ones on air!
Questions the crew is chewing on.
More than a listenership — a crew. The clubhouse is officially open: seven games are live, with more on the way!
You've won a free cruise… but there's a catch. Would you still take it? A party game for the whole crew.
🎲 Play Now →Goodness gracious me. Fill in the blanks and generate your own John Heald–style cruise diary disaster. An affectionate parody.
🥓 Play Now →OKC to the Port of Miami in the Ravioli before the ship sails. An Oregon Trail parody of the cursed FRGC1 drive. Don't listen to the lady in the box.
🚗 Play Now →The daily 5-letter word puzzle for The Cult. Cruise terms, Fun Ships, and sacred lore. New word every midnight — keep your streak alive.
🟩 Play Today's →NES-style platformer. Run the pier as Trevor, Tom, or Jenn, stomp seagulls (not Gary — Gary would never), dodge runaway luggage carts, and board before the horn. Every level gets meaner.
🕹️ Play Now →A 90's top-down island adventure. Tom missed the all-aboard. Explore Isla Significante, appease a hermit named Betty, out-rank a Platinum crab, and light the signal fire before the ship's last pass.
🏝️ Play Now →A 90's virtual pet. Hatch your own Tom, feed him 12-hour French toast, reassure him that a hot dog is a sandwich, and get him aboard before the ship sails. Six ways he can turn out.
🥚 Raise Your Tom →Test your knowledge of ships, ports, and past episodes. Beat the crew's high score.
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