Our Favorite Rooms and Eateries on the Fun Ships!

In this episode

Cove balcony or regular balcony? Guy’s Burgers or the Cucina? The Golden Boys settle in to rank every stateroom type and all ~16 Carnival eateries they’ve tried — a topic supplied by listener Nick Jackson himself. Expect a debut proto-segment reading wild posts from John Heald’s page, a spirited defense of 24-hour pizza’s healing powers, and one accidental broadcast that sets off smart speakers in living rooms everywhere. Sorry about your Alexa.

What they covered

Topics on deck

Don’t miss

Moments worth the wait

• The segment jingle workshop — the guys try to build a theme song on the fly.

  “Let’s ask John. Let’s ask Jaaaawn. What does John have to say?”

• Guilty as charged — both confess to being the “gluttons” a listener complained about, ordering double shrimp and double lobster.

  “It’s already included — why not try the food?”

• The accidental smart-speaker attack — Trevor’s cove-balcony demo goes a little too far.

  “I just said Alexa play thunderstorm… I hope all of our listeners didn’t just get a bunch of thunderstorm.”

• 24-hour pizza doctrine — Trevor makes his boldest medical claim yet.

  “It has magical curing technology built in… hashtag 24-hour-pizza-medicine.”

• The ranch schism — Tom draws a hard line on pizza toppings.

  “Pizza and ranch go together like peas and carrots.”

• Tom’s impossible finale — a #1 tie he simply cannot break.

  “I cannot place either of those two above each other.”