Changing Ports and All about the Cheers Package

In this episode

Big news up top: Trevor has booked both the Mardi Gras and the Jubilee's inaugural US sailing, which means #CCPtoJubilee half-worked — and Tom is not thrilled. From there the guys tackle the practical stuff: whether to take that COVID opt-out email, what the port-change clause in your cruise contract actually lets Carnival do, and a top-to-bottom breakdown of the Cheers package. It ends with the single harshest thing either host will ever say about Carnival — and it's about the iced tea.

What they covered

Topics on deck

Don’t miss

Moments worth the wait

• The cold open — Tom opens the show in mourning over his so-called best friend's booking spree.

  “Wait, you're saying #CCPtoJubilee actually worked?” “No. Because I'm not going.”

• The standing Lido offer — A bounty is born: first listener to spot Tom on the Vista's Lido deck on March 19 gets a prize.

  “A lemonade and an ice cream cone… a DELUXE lemonade.”

• Cheers math — Trevor got his money's worth in one category alone.

  “I went buck wild with freaking coffee, dude.”

• Serenaded by the coffee shop — By day three the Vista baristas knew his name and had a song for him.

  “Don't you wish your coffee was hot like me.”

• The iced tea takedown — The most negative thing Trevor will ever say about the line.

  “Your iced tea is the worst iced tea I've ever tasted in my life. I think you mix it with your feet.”