Should I wear a Speedo for Formal Night???

In this episode

Happy April 1st! In this nine-minute bonus, the Golden Boys tackle two of cruising’s most urgent questions: is a Speedo acceptable attire for elegant night, and is it ever okay to request an entire personal tray of bacon? Spoiler — the answers flip the second they’re said out loud. Silly, short, and gloriously unserious.

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Moments worth the wait

• Fake accolades — the guys award themselves everything under the sun despite being brand new.

  “Voted best podcast of the year… and we’re only four months in.”

• Tom beats Ryan Reynolds — newly crowned sexiest man of the year, and he took the news graciously.

  “I finally beat out Ryan Reynolds… He called me. He was crying.”

• Speedo counsel — the official formal-night styling advice you didn’t ask for.

  “Elegant night. Speedo and a nice bow tie… You would be like a Chippendale.”

• The bacon doctrine — a passionate case for walking up and claiming the whole tray.

  “Bacon is God’s dish… I don’t think it’s over the line to just walk up and say, give me the tray.”

• The instant reversal — the April Fools reveal lands and every opinion flips.

  “If someone gave me a tray of bacon, I would throw it on the floor. Speedos should not be allowed anywhere.”