How to Maximize your Carnival Vacation

In this episode

The Golden Boys deliver a genuinely useful top-ten for wringing every drop out of a Carnival cruise — from theme nights and ropes courses to a lasagna worth crying over. Wrapped around it: the creator “family reunion” group cruise takes shape, both hosts officially launch their YouTube channels (Trevor’s Pier Runners, Tom’s The Lido Deck), and a sugar-crashing Trevor needs five takes just to close the show. It gets chaotic in the best way.

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Moments worth the wait

• The lasagna gospel — Trevor makes his case for shipboard lasagna in near-religious terms.

  “If you don’t take the chance to cry over a lasagna, then you’re missing out… I’ve had other lasagnas. I’m like, this is trash.”

• The slot-pool eruption — a group slot pull on the Sunshine hits, and Tom completely loses it.

  “The whole area stopped to look at us. We thought we just became millionaires. It was only like 100 bucks.”

• Mom’s mint heist — a shocking pillow-mint confession comes to light.

  “She’s like, I’ve just been stealing them before you get in the room… I’m calling shenanigans.”

• Calling Josh a liar — a disputed ropes-course trophy claim, live on air.

  “This is news time with Trevor, and I’m calling Josh a liar.”

• The channel promo — Pier Runners hits the big time.

  “Pier Runners. We have a total of 48 subscribers. Thank you guys.”

• Take five — a sugar-crashed Trevor melts down trying to sign off.

  “This is take five on me trying to close the show. I’m literally crying right now.”