New Ships coming to Carnival

In this episode

The Golden Boys size up Carnival's incoming fleet — the Vista-class Luminosa with its old-school funnel, plus Costa's Venezia and Firenze rebranding as "Carnival Fun Italian Style." Between Trevor's heroic battle with Italian ship names and a very unlicensed chat about Carnival stock, they cover the latest brawl-at-sea headlines and pitch the cruise the world truly needs: a fighters-only Battle Royale. Also, someone still owes everyone gelato.

What they covered

Topics on deck

Don’t miss

Moments worth the wait

• Justice for Josh / #GelatoGate — a heartfelt sympathy segment for Josh Barmore's broken foot and the gelato that never came.

  “The man was injured... and he did not get us gelato.”

• The Carnival Battle Royale pitch — a fighters-only cruise, last man standing, both feet must touch the water over the top deck. The smart money's on Josh.

  “Gelato in one hand, tossing them overboard with the other.”

• Oklahoma geography lesson — if the state were a body, the panhandle is the nose and one unfortunate town is somewhere less flattering.

  “Durant would probably be the butthole.”

• Italian ship-name massacre — Trevor bravely butchers the new fleet's names while secretly consulting a pronunciation site.

  “Venetia... Firenze... forensic fire.”

• Sober-ish stock talk — Carnival hovering around $9 a share against $40B in debt, delivered with a rare flash of financial caution.

  “Buying stocks with emotion is how a lot of people lose money.”