Reese is back! Carnival Mask Rules, Poll results, and so much more!

In this episode

Reese is back from illness — and sounding suspiciously, unnervingly polite, which is exactly how the “that's not the real Reese” clone arc begins. The guys explain last week's “lost episode” disaster, Tom finally unveils his new RAV4 (christened the Ravioli), crew masks come off fleet-wide, and the Ecstasy death-watch tracker officially launches. It all builds to the single worst genie joke ever told on a cruise podcast.

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Moments worth the wait

• The clone returns — Reese comes back eerily humble, and everyone immediately suspects a body-snatch.

  “I just wanted y'all to know that I think y'all are the funniest... My mom had me tested and they said I was quite funny.”

• The lost episode explained — every reconnect spawned a fresh audio timeline until editing became impossible.

  “If one person drops out twice, I've got three lines of audio to work with. It's a nightmare. I was like, I'm done.”

• Fred goes to the great scrapyard in the sky — the family car reunites with Vera the Versa in a diagnosis only Trevor could give.

  “They couldn't stand to live without each other — broken heart disease.”

• The Electric Slide wins — favorite line dance takes it at 33% over the wobble, Cha Cha Slide, and Cupid Shuffle, with the voting locked down this time.

  “Lessons learned from the funniest-host election.”

• Faces are back — crew mask rules lift and the guys celebrate being recognized by their favorite bartenders.

  “‘Mr. Thomas, would you like a Jack and Coke?’ — ‘Is it that obvious? I ordered that nine times yesterday.’”

• Segment canceled as punishment — Reese's counterclockwise-arm genie joke lands so badly his history segment is revoked.

  “Guys, I think I made a mistake.”