Carnival's Flamin Hot Pizza!

In this episode

The title story is a real one: a pizza-oven fire on the brand-new Celebration shutters the pizza shop mid-transatlantic, spawning a full improv scene of drunk passengers denied their “miracle pizza.” From there it's a German couple suing after getting booted for a very loud balcony romance, the Ecstasy finally beached at the scrapyard, Tom's undefeated cruise mojo, and the big announcement — Family Reunion Group Cruise 2 on the Jubilee, August 2024.

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Moments worth the wait

• The miracle-pizza crisis — a pizza-oven fire closes the shop mid-Atlantic and the guys stage a full scene of denied, desperate passengers.

  “A mock complaint letter to John Heald demanding compensation from a guy whose cruise isn't until May.”

• A son of a beach — the Ecstasy eulogy derails within seconds.

  “She didn't actually beach herself, someone else beached her — it was a son of a beach.”

• Balcony radio theater — the German-couple lawsuit becomes an instant improv bit.

  “‘We can hear you on the Lido deck!’ ‘Can I at least change out of my yimp suit? He's very constricting.’”

• Reese's rough weekend — he swaps a starter in a Walmart lot twice before learning it was the battery.

  “I'm a pro at changing that starter now.”

• The gold plastic dinghy — the coveted mixology trophy gets its official name.

  “A 24 karat gold plastic dinghy on a thingy.”