Lets talk about CCL increasing gratuities and Wi-Fi fees

In this episode

Carnival’s bumping gratuities and Wi-Fi fees, and the crew takes on the internet outrage head-on — defending the crew’s raise, comparing every major line, and fielding a request to turn the ship into a homeschool. Between a fake Reese call and an impromptu Love Boat singalong, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have talking about fee increases.

What they covered

Topics on deck

Don’t miss

Moments worth the wait

• The cold-open prank — a spot-on fake Reese call opens the show.

  “Yes, Reese, I am so sorry, he actually isn’t here… Those are some good impersonations of him.”

• Beating a dead horse, literally — Trevor’s absurd transition into a repeat topic.

  “it was a horse… And then it died right in my front yard… I was wondering if you wanted to go over and kick it with me.”

• The gratuity breakdown — where the money actually goes.

  “That’s not going just to your room steward… it’s going to those people that help you have a fantastic cruise.”

• Defending the raise — a blunt reframe of the backlash.

  “Everyone else is begging for a raise. And they’re giving their employees a raise.”

• The homeschool request — read in pure disbelief.

  “So, you get a vacation, but your children don’t.”

• The dementia gag — Trevor loses the thread quoting old Wi-Fi prices.

  “I remember when they first started with $5 a day… never mind, that’s the dementia. I got dementia.”

• The last balcony — the Celebration sells out its final one.

  “All the balconies are gone, guys. They blew off the ship.”