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Just Trevor and Tom this time (Reese "lost a leg"), riffing on retirement-home loofah codes and liberated deck chairs before delivering a genuinely handy Packing List 2.0 — motion bands, battery packs, white-noise machines, and the fan you can still absolutely score if you ask nicely.
What they covered
Topics on deck
Loofah code saga
Stolen Lido lounger
Packing List 2.0
Motion-sickness bands
Battery packs & white noise
Straws & Tide Pods
Port money safety
Ship-class power tips
Don’t miss
Moments worth the wait
- Oklahoma tornado cold open — The episode opens with the guys' idea of a good time back home.
“we usually get our lawn chairs out, watch the tornadoes and have a great time… those tornado sirens is just free entertainment.”
- The viral loofah code — A Florida retirement community's color-coded loofahs turn out to mean more than "find my car."
“it's been turned into something a lot dirtier than I think it actually was.”
- The liberated lounger — An interior-room guest "borrows" a Lido chair, and Trevor imagines the steward's reaction.
“Someone in an interior room decided to liberate one of the loungers from the Lido deck”
- Trevor's hero item — Motion-sickness bands earn the episode's most emphatic endorsement.
“I do not cruise without them now… I've not even come close to seasickness.”
- The fan you can still score — Room stewards supposedly stopped handing them out, but Trevor has a workaround.
“but I've asked every single time for a fan. And I've received a fan… that might just be the platinum in me.”
- Money-in-port safety story — A close-to-home warning after Trevor's parents got cleaned out.
“someone stole our info… they stole every penny in their account.”
Golden nuggets
Running bits & lore born here
- Reese's off-screen injuries — His absurd absence excuse ("a keg fell on his leg and they had to cut it off") joins the show's growing list of fake maladies.
- Loofah code, to be continued — The retirement-home swinger code carries straight into the next episode.
- Fun fatty cheesecake — The first-day steakhouse cheesecake bit keeps going, with Trevor mocking it and Josh threatening to "squash me with his thumb."
- Door-decorating debate — A listener called it "tacky," the crew defends it — great for finding your room drunk (or old), with googly-eyes prank prep on deck.
- FRGC in May — The Family Reunion Group Cruise is coming, with Megan now squeezed into the room.
- Sign-offs intact — John Heald complaint reads, "anything that happens on a ship stays on YouTube," and "Save the foosball tables."