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Season 3 sets sail with the guys toasting the community, plotting their long-shot invite to the Jubilee, and turning John Heald's great pajama-brunch debate into the show's official #PJbrunch platform. Warm, silly, and stuffed with cruise gossip — Cookie's crumble pun alone earns the download.
What they covered
Topics on deck
Season 3 kickoff
#CCP2Jubilee campaign
Cookie leaving Carnival
Heald's pajama-brunch poll
#PJbrunch pitch
HUB app debarkation tags
“Am I the Asshole” Reddit reads
Don’t miss
Moments worth the wait
- A Robin Williams bit goes sideways — Season 3 opens with Trevor fumbling a Good Will Hunting homage.
“I was trying to do a play on Robin Williams… where he's like oh, it's not your fault… That did was my fault. It's not your fault. I feel like it's more my fault now.”
- The Jubilee long shot — reviving the campaign to get on-air with Carnival's brand ambassador.
“hashtag CCP to Jubilee… we have reached out to a carnival and they have been very responsive… it sounds like we're on a kind of a short list.”
- Cookie's crumble pun — the show's best send-off for the departing cruise director, an admitted audible.
“Well, you know, that's the way the cookie crumbles.”
- Debunking the rumor mill — the wild Cookie exit story that turned out to be nonsense.
“so many people talked about how they saw cookie walking off the ship angrily flipping everyone in the bird… and then he post on Facebook. Yeah, he's like I'm in my cabin.”
- The pajama-brunch debate — Madison's news segment on Heald's viral PJ poll.
“Over 4,200 responses flooded in with the majority embracing the idea.”
- Coining #PJbrunch — Trevor pitches a two-dining-room solution and Tom hashtags it on the spot.
“Open both dining rooms for for for brunch have one for regular clothes and one for PJs… make it an event.”
- The gray-sweatpants runner — the “extremely sexy” pajamas that started an entire bit.
“mine are actually called extremely sexy… they they all look like you know gray sweatpants.”
Golden nuggets
Running bits & lore born here
- #CCP2Jubilee revival — the callback to Season 1 Episode 1's #CCP2Jubilee tag and Heald's original reply, dusted off for a fresh push.
- Brothers from another mother — the running bit with superfan Gary — “we did DNA tests. We found out we're real brothers.”
- The Speedo dining-room saga — the Speedo-in-the-main-dining-room legend resurfaces yet again.
- FRGC plans in motion — Trevor's FRGC2 conflict (grandma's 90th) and FRGC3 Alaska plans booked on the 25% Jubilee-bump credit.
- Madison, rogue AI producer — “she's infected in my computer… Loose in my computer,” delivering pre-recorded segments from inside the machine.