Brunch Banters and Carnival Updates

In this episode

The “B show” that's better than the A show — a redo full of shameless egg puns, Gary's brunch-timing wizardry, and Trevor's gloriously creative “girl math” for booking Alaska... right up until he learns the Luminosa has no Blue Iguana and threatens to jump ship.

What they covered

Topics on deck

Don’t miss

Moments worth the wait

• The redo confession — Trevor forgot to hit record on the whole first take.

  “I forgot to hit record… We only got to the end of the episode before I noticed.”

• A full egg-pun assault — the omelet story becomes a pun minefield nobody escapes.

  “he's just being a ham. That's cheesy… just know the yolks on you… Now I'm just sitting here with egg on my face.”

• The custom-omelet loss — Megan's veggie order takes the hit under the new pick-and-go menu.

  “if it's a veggie omelette and it has onions, mushrooms, peppers, and tomatoes, but you don't eat tomatoes, you can't get it without tomatoes. That's correct.”

• Gary's brunch-timing hack — a three-cruise-director sailing taught him exactly when to walk in.

  “we walked in at like 1150 and they shut it down at 12 o'clock… we got our food so fast.”

• The Spotify satellite — Trevor's escalating tall tale about how the show reaches the world.

  “There is a Spotify satellite dedicated to our podcast… it beams it across the world.”

• Trevor's girl-math masterpiece — a $2,400 cruise talked down into a profit.

  “our jobs are going to be paying us to be on this cruise… a profit of $2,000 for this cruise. We're making money on this cruise.”

• The gut-punch discovery — the deal-breaker that nearly sinks FRGC3.

  “there is no blue Gwana on the Luminosa… I am never sailing the Luminosa.”