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The crew beats the gratuity horse with love — Gary going full righteous fury on tip-removers while the panel weighs whether Carnival should just bake the tips into the price like Australia does. Wrap it in a snooty-snoot anniversary drama and a Lincoln-hatted dudes-cruise pitch, and you've got the warmest argument about $16 a day you'll ever hear.
What they covered
Topics on deck
Am I the Snooty Snoot?
Cruise-crasher drama
Carnival Vista propulsion issues
Jubilee new itineraries
Gratuity removal debate
John Heald's polls
Australia-style included tips
Pricing transparency
Don’t miss
Moments worth the wait
- Why Gary missed the vote — a swag-empire excuse only Gary could deliver.
“I was working very, very, very hard, very diligently trying to get cruising swag.com up and running.”
- The Vista's mechanical curse — the propulsion saga that just won't quit.
“Its first propulsion issue that it had was in August of 2021… It's had propulsion issues every year since 2021.”
- Same soup, reheated — Trevor's verdict on repeated Galveston itineraries.
“It's just the same soup, just reheat it.”
- Gary's anti-tip-removal fury — the heartfelt case for taking care of the crew.
“The people who take retuities off of their crews and don't do any gratuities, they're lower than low of Ponskum.”
- The poll numbers land — Tom reads the overwhelming verdict.
“An overwhelming 87% of the vote said yes [to Australia-style included gratuities]… 16,931 people voted in this.”
- The compassionate counterpoint — a reminder that some removers are simply surprised.
“I think a large portion of the people that are removing gratuities are genuinely surprised when they show up on their selling sign account because they chose not to add them.”
- The transparency argument — Trevor makes the case for all-in pricing.
“I like how carnival and other cruise lines are now adding the taxes and port fees into the price… adding the gratuities to it similarly will give you the full cost of the cruise up front.”
Golden nuggets
Running bits & lore born here
- The President's Day dudes cruise — the Abraham Lincoln “President's Day dudes cruise” teaser rolls on, complete with Lincoln logo and hats.
- Gary gets unbanned — the running gag about Gary being reinstated for the vote.
- John Heald's healthy-eating rant — the recurring Heald content gets read aloud again.
- Amanda Barmore & Alaska — Have Luggage Will Travel and CCP Group Cruise One to Alaska get another plug.
- Trevor's OCD date-recitation — the date-reciting gag that drives Gary nuts continues.
- The burrito countdown — Trevor's breakfast-burrito clock ticks down to 113 days.