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With Tom laid up and Jenn AWOL, it's the pure Trevor-and-Gary show — a 40,000-read Reddit confession, John Heald's “statue of limitations” gold, a Lucha Libre excursion for the dudes cruise, and enough debarkation luggage hacks to make you a snooty-snoot in training. The golden boys close out their cruise guide exactly the way you'd hope: two friends, one mission, and a breakfast burrito on the horizon.
What they covered
Topics on deck
Reddit AITA dudes cruise
Cruise director Lee's promotion
Vlogging etiquette
Facebook poll results
Excursions vs. DIY port days
Debarkation secrets
Luggage-check hacks
Hiding-on-the-ship lore
Don’t miss
Moments worth the wait
- Gary's dream comes true — the two-man show he'd always wanted.
“My goal, my mission, my dream has finally happened… it to be the Trevor and Gary show.”
- The Reddit stat that floors them — 40,000 readers on Gary's dudes-cruise confession.
“40,000 people. Oh, my word. This post… Dude, that's more people that are in my town.”
- The statue of limitations — John Heald's reply to an influencer's typo becomes instant gold.
“If you are not watching on Spotify, we found the statue of limitations.”
- Trevor's excursion philosophy — the case against last-minute port planning.
“I'm not one of those like last minute planners… I can't do it. So typically if we go outside of carnival, I've pre-booked something.”
- Gary's DIY-port formula — the taxi-driver approach to seeing an island.
“We find a taxi driver and we say, hey, how much are you going to charge us to drive us around and show us the island… we'll buy their meal for them.”
- The debarkation luggage-tag hack — how to skip the snooty-snoot lines.
“One, two, three and four are all allocated for platinum and diamond cruisers, the snooty snoots. So five and up are the normal people. And so I have a couple of five tags.”
- Hiding-on-the-ship lore — the casino-debt legend that closes out the guide.
“There were actually people hiding on the cruise… they had a casino debt… once you're off that ship, it hits your account.”
Golden nuggets
Running bits & lore born here
- The President's Day dudes cruise — now officially “not the asshole,” with Brandon booked in and a Lucha Libre wrestling excursion locked.
- “The mission” in Cozumel — the Filipino-restaurant quest deferred yet again, this time for Lucha Libre.
- John Heald name-drops — the running “John Hild will hear about this” gag continues.
- The snooty snoots — the platinum/diamond luggage-tag running bit rolls on.
- Cruising swag “reverse coupon” — the pay-5%-more gag returns.
- The burrito countdown — Trevor's breakfast-burrito clock ticks down to 96 days.