Cruise Disaster! The Bridesmaid Who Ruined Everything and Tom's Miraculous Return!

In this episode

The band is back together — Tom returns in the flesh and the whole Golden Crew, Reese included, piles on for a “turduckin of a podcast.” Between a bridesmaid who nuked a bride's cabin, Madison and cowboy Sam hijacking the news, and Carnival's president skydiving for charity, it's the crew at its warmest and most gloriously unhinged.

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Moments worth the wait

• Tom's return — the reunion framed as a feat of podcasting.

  “it’s a turduckin of podcasts… season two and season three host all wrapped up together.”

• The bridesmaid outrage — the jaw-dropping verdict story that had the crew fuming.

  “this person who is a bridesmaid went in and used their code to make a change on the cruise which was cancelling it for the bride taking out a room.”

• The Cruise News Takeover — Madison and cowboy Sam roast Trevor's reading.

  “you sound like you’re trying to read your grocery list during a lifeboat drill.”

• Duffy's charity skydive — Carnival's president jumping from a WWII C-47 for a cause.

  “raising $50,000 for the Gary Sinise Foundation which supports hurricane relief efforts.”

• Sam's instant classic — the reaction that had the whole crew losing it.

  “well butter my biscuit and call me a pancake.”

• Heald's suitcase burn — the classic reply, plus the store-it-flat hack.

  “while I cannot comment about what happens on the Samsonite of the seas… we simply cannot take your suitcases.”

• The revoked-package confession — a Reddit tale read aloud, lessons and all.

  “many lessons: one, room magnets are crucial, I was on the right floor. Two, always use restrooms consistently. And yes, I had to pay a nice fee.”