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With Tom off shaving and Bimini scratched from the map, Trevor and Jenn fly solo for the very first time — dodging tornadoes, defending beluga lentils, and proving the show runs just fine on two mics and one comb-over's worth of nostalgia.
What they covered
Topics on deck
The Trevor & Jenn show
April Fools leftovers
Tornado movie night
Galveston ship repositioning
Spa & thermal suites
Pork chops return
Carnival Spirit skips Bimini
John Heald merch hauls
Don’t miss
Moments worth the wait
- The leftover April Fools gag — the cold open circles back to Trevor's Carnival "spaceship cruise" bit.
“It stops on three stops on the moon.”
- A tornado crashes movie night — a screening of Project Hail Mary gets cut short, but daughter Megan refuses to take cover.
“Nope, I'll take my chance with the funnel.”
- Galveston shuffle — Royal Caribbean is repositioning Symphony of the Seas out to Florida in 2027, with Liberty of the Seas and Icon of the Seas sliding into Texas.
- Trevor doesn't see the bill — the recurring spending bit resurfaces over Megan's spa haul.
“I don't do the bills at home.”
- Beluga lentils, deployed — Carnival Spirit maintenance cancels a Bimini stop and Trevor plays the aggrieved Platinum guest.
“Remember, there's not enough beluga lentils to make up for this.”
- Tim boards the Splendor — the Aussie correspondent SpeakPipes in mid-thermal-pass regret ahead of a nine-day South Pacific sailing.
“Hope I haven't wasted my money.”
Golden nuggets
Running bits & lore born here
- “Too sexy” Tom — the absent host's beard-shaving disappearance gets written off as him simply being too sexy to record.
- The pork-chops-return watch — Trevor's long-running favorite gets another status check as the chops circle back toward the menu.
- John Heald merch obsession — the Mardi Gras handrail medallion and a quarter-a-pack wrapping paper Trevor over-ordered and now wraps every single gift in.
- Tim the Aussie correspondent — the show's most reliable SpeakPipe voice, phoning in from the South Pacific.
- The “stays on YouTube” sign-off — the trademark close, holding steady even in a two-mic episode.